Tennis.

October 2008.

"You know what they call the zero score in tennis?" says Thing 1.

"I do not." says Thing 2.

"They call it "Love"... Ya know why?" says Thing 1.

"Because noone wins?" asks Thing 2, and smiles.

"Close," says Thing 1. "The inference is that you must be doing it (playing tennis) for love, because you sure must not be doing it to win."