Plate Glass Window.

August 2007.

When I was young,
All I wanted to do

Was drive a motorcycle
Through a plate glass window.

Lucky for me, I grew up
In the early 1980s,

And everyone-
Don Johnson
The Fonz
Erik "Ponch" Estrada
Even Miss Piggy
Was driving motorcycles
Through plate glass windows
In those days.

So I had a pretty happy childhood,
At least in that respect.

But now that I'm older,
I don't know what I want anymore

And my interactions with others
And the world around me

Take on an air of disaster
Very similar
To driving a motorcycle
Through a plate glass window.