My "Breakfast Club" Epilogue.

Originally written March 2005.

My favorite part of "Breakfast Club" is the fact that the movie ends and you really have no idea whether any of the group talks to each other. They don't. The jock DOES NOT talk to the arty girl the next day, but brags to his friends later that he scored her. The thug DOES NOT talk to the princess again, but brags to his friends that he scored her. And they ALL shun the poor nerdy kid.

10 years later though, the thug and the princess meet in a swingers' bar. The thug has gained some beer weight, has a a few women's names tattooed on him and is addicted to online porn and penis enlargement products. The princess is fat, has 2 kids, and claims to be bi-curious. They fall in love again and live happily ever after.

The jock (obviously) becomes gay. The nerdy kid (obviously) becomes gay. They fall in love. Another happily ever after.

I actually had a one night stand (or maybe a couple) with the arty girl. She's currently claiming to be bisexual and has a really sweet girlfriend. We're still good friends. Come by the club I work at sometime, she's a regular. I'll introduce you....